Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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