I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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