I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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