she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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