he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
This baby is an asshole
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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