I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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