she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
