Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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