Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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