I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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