The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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