turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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