summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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