i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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