I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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