Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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