Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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