You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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