THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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