we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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