I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We need a shit load of segways right now
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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