I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We are two peas in an std pod
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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