Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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