Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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