She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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