this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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