Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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