I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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