I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
