like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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