I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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