If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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