Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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