Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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