he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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