I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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