the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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