He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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