Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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