hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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