Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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