Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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