The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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