lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Randomize
