I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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