I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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