Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Two words: nipple clamps
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