hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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