found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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