i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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