I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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