Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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