Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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