i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She even gives head with a lisp.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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